I always thought that Chilean girls are not that popular.
None of you guys has ever sent me an email with the wordsplease write about the beautiful women in Chile.Thats why I never wrote about them.
Yesterday, I logged intomy Latin American Cupid dashboard.
I dont even know why. I guess I just wanted tosee a few hot Latinaswith curves that made me think back to my time in South America.
While searching for hot Latinas between the age of 19 and 25, I saw this:
It turned out that Chile is the third most popular country on the largest South American dating site with thousands of female members.
If the answer is yes, you should continue reading
1. You Must Visit a Caf Con Piernas before Dating Chilean Women
4. No Passion, Laughter, and Drama with Chilean Girls
5. Its Easier to Seduce Chilean Girls than Argentinian Girls
6. You Can Meet Hot Argentinian, Bolivian, and Peruvian Girls in Chile
7. You Can Meet the Third Most Popular Girls of Latin American Cupid Online
8. Santiago de Chile is the Perfect City for a First Date
9. You Can Meet Sexy Chilean Party Girls in Santiago (In Walking Distance)
10. Dating at the Ring of Fire Can Be a Rocky Experience
11. What About Picking up Chilean Girls in Other Cities?
12. Use Chilean Slang Words as Your Secret Dating Weapon
13. Play Beach Handball with Your Chilean Girl
14. Chilean Girls Talk More than American Girls
15. She Looks Down on the South American Girls You Slept With
16. Chilean Girls Dont Mind about Going to a Sex Hotel
17. Making Out in front of Her Parents is Totally Cool
19. Being Married to a Chilean Woman is a Waste of Time
Theres one thing you have to do BEFORE you start your dating adventure.
If the answer to both of these questions is a loud yes, youll enjoy your time in one of Santiagos Caf Con Piernas. Its a mixture ofStarbucks and Hooters. Sexy girls who serve coffee and no, its not a strip club.
Its a part of the Chilean culture. Now lets have a look at the women
Chilean women are not as hot asColombian women.
Not really. I mean, Colombian girls are the crme de la crme. They simply have incredible genes and the best plastic surgeons. I dont know if Chilean girls have good plastic surgeons, but I do know that their genetic mix is not that bad either.
Most of the Amerindian girls areindigenous Mapuche. And even thought a lot of guys consider the white chicks more beautiful, I love indigenous girls. Dont ask me why. I guess Im just weird.
This makes them the perfect mixture ofArgentinian girls(mostly white) andPeruvian girls(mostly indigenous).
Even though almost all white girls are originally from Spain, the Spanish they speak is a bit different. In fact, they use different words and speak faster than Eminem when he raps double time.
But their English is pretty good, at least compared to other South American countries.
An epidemic has hit Chile and its my duty to warn you about it.
It has been a couple of years since I visited Santiago de Chile and Im surethe problem got worse. I cant even imagine how many girls already have the disease.
No, Im not talking about the flu. The hipster virus is far worse.
Its sad, but its true. The hipster virus has hit the countryand it has been hit hard. The women from Chile used to turn heads. Now you can be lucky if they dont put on fake mustaches.
Act fast before all the beautiful girls are infected with the virus.
I dont say that its impossible to find a passionate Chilean girl, that the girls dont have humor, and that less drama is bad (it can save your sanity).
Chile is the Europe of South America. Okay, that doesnt make any sense because its a country and Europe is a continentbut you get the point.
Chile has been hit by the hipster virus AND by the Western European vibe.
The girls dont have as much of the Latin Americanpassion, craziness, and drama.
Is that good or bad?Again, I let you be the judge.
Heres a lesson I learned from a Chilean girl I talked to online:
According to her, the local men dont have any game. They ask for a date before they say hi and when they get rejected, they dont know why. Developing a conversation? Apparently, theyve never heard about that.
But thats not the only reason why its easier to seduce Chilean women than it is to seduce Argentinian women.
The economy is better, but the competition is lower.
There are fewer tourists and the girls are less entitled.
Chile has the highest GDP in South America. In other words, she doesnt want your credit card. She wants you.
Well, you can still date girls from Bolivia, Ecuador, Colombia, Brazil, Venezuela, Mexico, Uruguay, and the Caribbean.
Heck, in 2001 alone,100.000 Argentiniansmoved to Chile. Oh, and dont forget about the 95.000 Peruvians who mainly live in Santiago. I could go on like this forever.
Countries with strong economies attract thousands of immigrants.
Why Latin American Cupid? Why not any other dating site?
First of all, there are no Chilean dating sites. Okay, I found one with three members that all had the same profile photo (what a coincidence), but come on.
Latin American Cupid is the only solution and heres why:
Its the only South American dating site with more than 3 million members.
Its free to join and to look at all the profiles and pictures.
You can meet thousands of Chilean girls on the site.
Click here to check out my Latin American Cupid review (I also share my experience in Chile)
The Grand Torre Santiago is the tallest building in South America. That makes it the perfect city to commit suicide. But its also pretty awesome for dates.
Ask the girls youll meet online to take you to one of these venues:
Uncle Fletch Plaza Nunoa: The food is so fatty that youll need a liver transplantation, but its so good.
Fuente Alemana Alameda: Cheap local fast food for everyone on a budget.
Latin Grill: High-class restaurants for high-maintenance girls.
Teatro Del CEAC UChile: A local theatre where you can get closer while shes laughing (or crying).
Metropolitan Cathedral: Did I mention that women love to play tourist guide?
Cerro San Cristobal: Kiss her while you enjoy the view over the city.
Valle Nevado: A fun day of snowboarding and broken legs.
Stock Exchange: if you want to show her that youre a really big baller (just kidding).
So yeah, there are a lot of things you can do in this city. You dont have to take her to Starbucks. But you also shouldnt take her to a Caf Con Piernas.
What if you dont meet a cute Chilean girl on Latin American Cupid?
You can choose amongthousands of womenwho signed up because they want to meet a foreign man like you. But hey, maybe you get a kick out of picking up girls at the club. If thats your thing, more power to you.
All the popular bars and clubs in Santiago are in the same area:
Heck, even the Club Orixas is just a few miles away. And hell yeah, I recommend that you check out this clubor should I better say this Salsa bar?
Is there anything better than a room full of sexy Chilean single ladies who want to dance Salsa with you?
Dating in Chile can be a rocky experienceand Im not talking about the sex.
The country is located at the ring of fire, a volcano ring that has ADHD. Shit can hit the fanat any time. I dont want to bore you with geography, but please make sure that you read the earthquake forecast before you book your flight.
Youre traveling to the earthquake capital of the world.
Even though the Chilean girl youll be dating will react as if its not a big deal that the pictures fall from the wall, you dont want to experience an earthquake like the one in Valdivia in 1960.
Just press your face against her boobs and wait until the walls stop shaking. There are worse things in life.
Santiago de Chile is the only city with more than 300.000 inhabitants.
In fact, it hasmore than 5 millionand half of them are women. But of course, there are also other cities you can visit.
All these places are beautiful (especially Valpariso). But theres one big downside and it starts with a capital E. No, not Ebola.English!
Santiago de Chile is the only city where you can meet thousands of English-speaking girls.
For Christs sake, explore the whole freaking country!
I already mentioned that beautiful Chilean women talk faster than a machine gun. And I also told you that they use different words than Spanish people. Just dont ask me why.
Maybe the Spanish guys who colonized this place had speech impediments.
If Chilean girls use different words, you can impress them by knowing these words. Use some of the special words on your first date and shell kiss you on the spot.
El taco traffic jam (dont confuse this with a taco)
Tengo pololo I have a boyfriend (always good to know)
Engrupir to hit on someone (you definitely need that one)
Now use some of these words to impress at least 10 cute Chilean girls on Latin American Cupid (after youve read my review)catchai?
You want me to play beach handball? Are you serious?
Fact 1: Beach handball is a big deal in this country (I didnt even know that this sport exists)
Fact 2: Activity dates are awesome because you can touch her without being creepy.
Fact 3: If she dresses up like the girls in the video, youll thank me forever.
Talking fast is one thing. Talking a lot is another story.
Theres one specific reason why I dont want to date American girls and surprise, surprise, it has nothing to do with their weight:
JesusI remember one date with an American girl from Phoenix. I met her in Bangkok. Holy shit, she didnt zip it for one goddamn second. Im starting to believe that American women are more afraid of silence than of death.
They talk you into the ground. But thats okay because they know how to have interesting, meaningful conversations. American women dont.
Theres one topic you should avoid at all costs:
Your travel adventuresand I dont mean all the cathedrals youve visited.
Not talking about all the foreign girls youve slept with is always a good idea. But in Chile, its absolutely vital becauseshe hates every Latinayouve ever been with. Im serious. She has ZERO respect for women from other South American countries.
You are in the richest, most developed, and most high-so Latin American country. Telling her that your ex is Brazilian is like telling a Thai girl that youre ex is Cambodian.
Keep your mouth shut, or shell keep her pants zipped.
Hot Chilean women dont mind going to sex hotels
I know. The video is in German (sorry about that). But its not hard to understand that theres only one reason why someone pays for a bed in an airplane. To be honest, Id love to try it.
But even though sex hotels are very common in Santiago, it shouldnt be your first option.
Okay, the last one was a joke. The reasons why sex hotels are so popular is because she cant let lose when her Catholic parents hear every yeah and oh my God.
I talked to a woman who is married to Chilean man and she said that his parents asked her if they are still happy. The reason: They didnt make out in front of them.
I dont know ifa Chilean fatherwould have the same reaction when youre ramming your tongue in his daughter. But even the cute girl I chatted with told me that her people are cold in public and pretty open behind closed doors.
I just dont know if the father of your future Chilean girlfriend agrees on that.
Heres what happens when a Chilean woman thinks that being a strong and independent feminist who goes for what she wants is the real deal:
Of course, not every girl is stupid enough to propose to her boyfriend on a busy street. But theres a high chance thatshe expects you to do it. Getting serious (I mean, really serious!) after dating for a couple of months is normal
But just because she expects it, doesnt mean that you have to do it.
And no, I dont say that your future wife is a time waster. Im sure you choose the right woman. But she can have an ass like Shakira and boobs like Salma Hayekher family will drive you nuts. Yes, Im talking about her five brothers and sisters, dozens of aunts and uncles, and three dogs.
I recently read an article from an American guy whos married to a Chilean woman. Shes stunning. I can understand why hes madly in love with her. But even he says that celebrating a birthday every five days is a pain in the ass.
His wife has 17 aunts and unclesnot including their partners.
Having a Chilean bride can be an adventureor a misadventure. Dating them, however, is always an adventure.
And its up to you if youtake the first step to meet hundreds of cute Chilean girls online.
I was shocked when I discovered that these often overlooked South American ladies are so popular on the largest Latin American online dating site. How could that be? Well, maybe because of their European attitude, Mestizo looks, and hipster clothes? Okay, definitely not because of their hipster clothes.
But lets face it. Santiago de Chile is the safest, most developed, and richest city in South America. If youre looking for Latinas with European facial features and enough money to pay for their drinks, this is the place to go. Oh, and their English skills are better than in other parts of the continent.
And you probably have to speak English. Their Spanish is fast, different, and hard to understand. Their families are huge, Catholic, and time-intensive. But that doesnt mean that its not worth dating Chilean women. The question is: How far will you go?
19 Eye-Openers for Dating Beautiful Chilean Women
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